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treak

Somebody who has illusions according to their coolness, but is still good person.
Samii is a treak
by Zini October 18, 2003
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Ultimate Taekwondon't Break

When you attempt to complete a 6 Brick break in front of your entire class of taekwondo students with the intent of showing off, fail the break miserably after 4 weak attempts then allow the tower of patio bricks to fall so that the impact to the ground can fracture the bricks and you aren't forced to make a 5th attempt with a hand that hurts almost as much as the dissapointment of your chubby wannabe fighter son who can do less push ups than bricks you can break.
Had the worst Ultimate Taekwondon't Break right after I opened my own Taekwondo school at the YWCA cuz my instructor thinks I'm a complete douche bag, then I tried to show off on camera with a sweet 6 brick demo break and fucked it up entirely barely breaking any. My hand hurts but I don't want everyone to laugh out loud at me and wonder why I even charge for this awful excuse for "self defense" and give my son another reason to sit on his fat lazy ass while everyone else works out.
by Phillip Tillman March 5, 2011
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treak

a person who has illusions & is random as fuck and acts crazy.
meghan and kay was treakin up in class!
by kay lynn January 23, 2009
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TreakleSneeple

TreakleSneeple is a verb used to describe/insult someone.
It means a Spikey Onion who gets his hair cut at the raploch barber and eats orange creams
Callum Strang is such a TreakleSneeple!
by MarkHamiltonIsAGrannyShagger November 26, 2020
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treaky

Weird, odd, bizarre, unusual, strange, out of the norm. Freaky deaky=treaky.
Omg that’s so treaky!”

“How treaky is that guy over there?”
by Knugglebocker March 17, 2022
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You Can’t break up with me

When your girlfriend wants to break up with you and you said “you can’t break up with me”
Girlfriend “Bradley we’re done”
Boyfriend “you can’t break up with me
by I love you 2109 October 10, 2019
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treaker

People who think they are cool and fail to notice that everyone is laughing at them because they are complete losers!
That treaker might actually get muffed on. Not!
by Sammy G Loc August 24, 2007
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