Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun

Punching a girl through a plate glass window and loosing the sensation in your finger tips permanently before taking her home.

Hosea: I'd like to give her a piece of my mind!

Hoseb: Give her a Posties Tav!

Hosea: What kind?

Hoseb: The Sticky Bun!!!

Hosea: Of course, how could I be so stupid, The Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun!!!

by The Kingsbray Chookie December 3, 2019

Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Sperm-Burping Tavern-Wench

noun - a boozy slut who hangs around the same bar every night looking for new guys to give blowjobs to.

"Man - I saw your new girlfiend - a sperm-burping tavern-wench if I ever saw one. She's got a face like the one on a bottle of poison".

by Billy Cruddup September 6, 2008

Beats Street Tavern

used to describe your favorite watering hole when an unwanted friend overhears your description of the previous nights exploits. The misdirection is used so that said unwanted friend will not show up to your favorite establishment in the future.

Pete Dick: "Me and T. Gay really got fuck up last night."
The Cooker: "damn, when I left you were still jacking for beats and seemed fairly socially lubricated."
Pete Dick: "Well we Irished Ourselves pretty good."
Uncle Freddie: "Where was this?"
Pete Dick and the Cooker: "the Beats Street Tavern."
Uncle Freddie: "Where is that."
Pete Dick: "Jones Road"

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

Slay Tavern

Where you take a young, fine, willing(well, usually willing) babe to be Slayed; where the slaying of women occurs often by studly, mustachioed men who resemble the likes of men such as Tom Selleck and or Hugh Jackman

-where mustache rides are heavily sought after but rarely given
--abbreviated Slaytav

This girl wants the D: the Slay Tavern is open for business tonight!!

Yo, slaykat, tryna crash somewhere else tonight? I'm bringin' this girl back to the Slaytav

babe 1- what did you do last nite, slut
babe 2- i spent the nite in the slay tavern, got a mustache ride to die for
babe 1- omg! so jeal!

by slaykats November 27, 2011

Black saddle tavern & oasis

A legendary watering hole where bad decisions are made, and even worse ideas are celebrated. A place where the whiskey flows, the fryers sizzle, and the nights get hazy. Walk in sober, crawl out questioning your life choices. If you’re lucky, you might find an “oasis” in the chaos—whether it’s a strong drink, a deep-fried masterpiece, or someone to keep you warm for the night.

“Where’d you end up last night?”
“Black Saddle Tavern & Oasis… I lost my dignity somewhere between the griddle and the tequila.”

by Bamsters February 10, 2025

moderate tavere cunt severity

when you know how pussy you could really even be
alt spelling: moderate tavear* cunt severity

Oh she is giving moderate tavere cunt severity down

by marylouwhoo December 9, 2021