Testify

To attend a religious revival event, during which you would be prompted by the preacher to testify.

The act of testifying normally involves babbling incoherently while sharing folksy stories of your nasty life being turned around because the creator of the universe decided to pay you a personal visit and issue a get out of jail free card. He's nice like that, and as a pensioner he has a free bus pass allowing him to travel anywhere in the world.

Peter Popoff: Testify brother!
Hick: Well, I dun gone crashed mah car while drunk, and then I cheated on my sister with mah cousin. I's a sinner, but the baby Jesus came in to mah trailer and fixed me up good. Now I 'aint feelin' no guilt when I'm porking mah cousin.

by DairyGod June 22, 2009

Tastiya

The most caring person you could ever have. She will always stand up for you and will be ready to fight for whats right. She's the greatest friend you could possibly have. She is loyal and keeps relationships for a long time. She is one of a kind but is goofy asf.

Whos that goofy girl over there?

That must be Tastiya.

by XANNY_QUEEN May 13, 2018

taskify

Breaking a gargantuan goal into easy to understand steps that people with average intelligence can understand.

"Hey, I don't know how to change the oil of my car. Can you taskify it?"
"Sure. Step 1: open the trunk and check the oil level with the dipstick."
"Umm ... I don't know if my Tesla has all that."
"You can't be helped."

by Shark Abu June 29, 2018

testify

To defile an object or area with your testicles.

That nekid dude just testified Boomhauer's forehead. See also, teabaggin'.

by don nalgotas September 7, 2005

Testify

To snitch

Did you testify? Yes i told the cops he stole those chips!

by lil caesar 305 November 15, 2019

Testify

Testify means lot's of things. It can be said almost in any situation. Nancy Grace is a fan of Testification. Testifying can mean you're trying to receive some justice (see receiving justice for more info). You're hitting on someone. You're trying to get laid. You're trying to tell someone what the fuck is up. You're trying to get belligerent drunk. You're trying this, trying that. Ect.

Person 1: Did you see Robert last night? He was definitely trying to testify.

Person 2: Oh do you think he received?

Person 3: Do I think? Shit, I know he did.

by jHoFoSho September 15, 2011

Testifying

The act of beating someone or something very badly.

Man, I'm so going to testify your anus!

by Igatona March 15, 2003