Taariq

1.v loving , caring, charismatic guy who cares a lot about his girlfriend.

Can be very standoff-ish. King of "resting bitch face" for dudes. Can come off as the meanest person in the world but really sweet and goofy around the ones he chooses to let in
2.adj SEXY, tall and handsome
3.n place to describe his personality would be Cancun . Can be hot but wonderful if you accept it's true beauty

If you come across a taariq you'll be sorry if you do him wrong!

"It's so taariq in here, I can dig it"
Her: he's such a taariq
Bestfriend: eww you like that?
Her: hell yea ! He's all about me and not stun' nun of you broke hoes

by Ihatehoneymustard April 12, 2017

tardicus

Someone who does or says really random, stupid things. Usually a tardicus will do those stupid things on a daily basis as if it were some type of habit or hobby. Also, a tardicus' absurd behavior will interupt your day. This word is taken from the word " 'tard" which comes from the word "retard" meaning "to slow down" (The -cus is just to add insult to injury and flair to the term).

victim#34:"Did you see that woman skipping through the food court singing the theme to "Hannah Montana"?
victim#35:"Yeah! she's really slowing my day down! SHE'S SUCH A TARDICUS!"

by mattievh March 7, 2008

Tardissist

an extremely dense narcissist

"why on earth would the Eagles allow Shady McCoy to go to the Bills, and then sign D Murray...McCoy fits their system perfectly!"

"Head Coach is a tardissist"

by badback9 March 12, 2015

Tardicaca Shark

The Tardicaca Shark is the deadliest freshwater shark in Colorado. A shark mating whistle can attract the shark from over two miles away. The Tardicaca Shark's penis is nine inches long. *Colorado Department of Wildlife

After Mimsy blew the shark mating whistle on dry land, Nathan was forced to mate with a Tardicaca Shark. Twice.

by runningAFbear April 29, 2010

TARDIS Jacked

Someone who posts Doctor Who related things on a thread that has nothing to do with Doctor Who. Also someone who steals TARDISes.

Person: That fangirl TARDIS jacked the Twilight board!
Fangirl: STFU, I'm sick of hearing about sparklepires.
____________________
The Doctor: That bitch just TARDIS jacked me!

by Tantrauma January 12, 2009

Taarini

One of the coolest people you will meet, she is driven, confident, strong, loyal, and when she’s passionate about something, just… make sure you have earbuds. She’s the first person to greet new people at school and isn’t afraid to sing on tables, dump spices into her boba, or walk into a Louis Vuitton despite being completely broke. She isn’t afraid of the small twists of life and will always have your back except if you are taking her for canoeing.

Be a Taarini and let the good times roll.

by oilybaby43975 April 26, 2021

TARDIS

Doctor Who travels in a time machine called the TARDIS--- Time And Relative Dimension (Dimensions) In Space.

With the TARDIS The Doctor can travel to any point in time and space.

The inside of the TARDIS is larger then the outside.

The TARDIS used to have the ability to disguise itself according to its environment around it, but in 1963 when it landed in London it became “stuck” in the form of a police box. The Doctor has given up trying to fix it, because he has grown fond of the police box shape.

Also the vessel’s navigation system is old and unreliable, which is why The Doctor explores the universe at random.

"What is it?"

"Its the TARDIS, it's my ship"

by Stefani Bigaran September 16, 2005