TARDIS

Doctor Who travels in a time machine called the TARDIS--- Time And Relative Dimension (Dimensions) In Space.

With the TARDIS The Doctor can travel to any point in time and space.

The inside of the TARDIS is larger then the outside.

The TARDIS used to have the ability to disguise itself according to its environment around it, but in 1963 when it landed in London it became “stuck” in the form of a police box. The Doctor has given up trying to fix it, because he has grown fond of the police box shape.

Also the vessel’s navigation system is old and unreliable, which is why The Doctor explores the universe at random.
"What is it?"

"Its the TARDIS, it's my ship"
by Stefani Bigaran August 23, 2005
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TARDIS

A timey-wimey blue box that's bigger on the inside. Main mode of transportation for the Doctor
"Welcome to the TARDIS, and yes I know, it's bigger on the inside."
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A TARDIS is a product of the advanced technology of the Time Lords, an extraterrestrial civilisation to which the programme's central character, the Doctor, belongs. A properly maintained and piloted TARDIS can transport its occupants to any point in time and any place in the universe. The interior of a TARDIS is much larger than its exterior ("It's bigger on the inside"), which can blend in with its surroundings using the ship's "chameleon circuit". TARDISes also possess a degree of sentience (which has been expressed in a variety of ways ranging from implied machine personality and free will through to the use of a conversant avatar) and provide their users with additional tools and abilities including a telepathically based universal translation system.
Lets go to the TARDIS.

The TARDIS, Its bigger on the inside.
by The Doctor, The 10th Doctor December 14, 2013
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The TARDIS apart from having the luxury of time travel has an added feature of having an interior of infinate size contained inside a very limited physical space, this is due to the dimentional rift on the boundarys of the TARDIS front doors.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.
One disadvanage is, although it has so much space inside theres not much you can fit throught the doors... unless everything is flat-packed (see IKEA)
by Triple J May 08, 2005
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The act of inserting a semi-flaccid penis into an orifice and then letting it get bigger on the inside.
She didn't think I was packing much but after a little TARDIS action she had nothing to complain about.
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tardy

Reffering to an action or object;
1) To express retardedness.
2) To express lateness.

See tardiness
1) "You can never do anything right! You're just too tardy!"
2) "Explain why you are so tardy today!"
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Tardy

1. When you arrive to a destination after the time you're supposed to be there.

2. When you act stupid, borderline retarded
1. James was late to class, so he was tardy.

2. James was on time to class, but it was a Sunday and he didn't have school, so he was tardy.
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