Tardfarce

The state of being in which the person is so incredibly ugly that one must immediately run to the nearest trash can and cough up your kidney to avoid spontaneously combustion caused by the ugliness. It is highly recemonded that you don't try this at home.

"Rosie O'donnel is an example of a Tardfarcel"

by Your pseudonym will appear... April 14, 2010

tard face

A name for someone who looks retarded.

Whoa that chick was such a tard face - he looked like Special Edd! I think her name was Carey - what a tardo name.

by James D. Farless March 18, 2007

tartface

a ginger girl who overdresses for most occasions; favours skirts

"I look like such a tartface today"

by brightparticularstar December 5, 2007

Tard Face

1. To be so rediculously ugly your face looks like shit. To have rediculously bad breath.

2. To be similar to Amy Winehouse

Alex: You should tap that Andina

Andy: Who the "Tard Face"

Alex: Yea thats all you

Andy: Pssh I wouldn"t touch that with a 10 foot pole

Alex: Yea your right. she wouldn't let you butt nugget

by Lunchtime Boyz January 23, 2010

tard face

Euphemism for fucking somebody very well.

You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?

by Badmofochef October 6, 2013