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tard out

Where one transforms into a child-like and immature state. Usually involving the consumption of mass amounts of alcohol supplemented with incoherent and biligerant behaviour.

Tard Outs can occur on a scale measured "level" 1 through 5. For the rare "train wreck" of a tard out, there is a level 6 which is referred to as a cataclysmic tard out.
Remember when Ty left 500 bucks on the blackjack table to go down and play poker. What a cataclysmic tard out!
by Mark Procopio May 11, 2007
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tard out

When a person begins to become fixed in on a certain object or nothing for an extended period of time. They tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and sometimes drool.
Student 1: Dude, did you hear what was gonna be on the exam?
Student 2: Nah man, I wasn't really paying attention.
Student 1: Oh yea, I saw you tard out for a while.
by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008
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tard on

A hard on induced by a retarded person.
Dude, that girl from special ed gives me a raging 'tard on!
by Billyclub Lenny February 7, 2007
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pimp tard or pimptard

A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.
Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.
by Brandon December 9, 2004
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tard of fucks

a person, who is the king and or more likely the queen of all fucking retards
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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Tard out

Is an action when you become very empty headed and Sucked into something very retarded.Such as something very Retarded but funny,Then you become caught up in it and you look sort of retarded when you play that same thing over again.
"David Was watching An episode of family guy, and i witnessed him Tard out."
by Steve-o weepingdemon boy June 11, 2006
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tard of the test

When you check the class low on a test and it matches up with your score.
Hey bro.. I got a 53 on the chemistry test. Wait, the class low was a 53.. aw man I'm the tard of the test.
by cyberfazed February 1, 2018
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