taquito meat

Uncircumcised Penis , Left the wrapper on

Girl 1: Omg Jonathan Smith sent me a dick pic look!
Girl 2: Oh my, thats fucking gross he has taquito meat

by your mom’s favorite side piece April 26, 2021

Taquito Slayer

To feel the urge to FOMO/ feel bullish into a project at its' peak and then undergo "undercutting" by .1 until it sells for a 1eth+ loss. Floor usually rises after getting taquito slayer'd

Haha bro you just got taquito slayer'd!

by undercut December 13, 2021

Taquito-raped

An act of public intoxication in which you go to Quick Trip gas station and order taquitos to continue your night of festivities. Usually takes place when cops are around.

"Dude! Are you ready to get taquito-raped tonight?!"
"The wedding was beautiful. But what really topped it off was getting taquito-raped afterwards."

by TRedBecca August 9, 2012

taquito whore

Someone who hoards all taquitos in sight, may even open a taquito fund, in which tax money derived from the purchase of taquitos goes straight to the taquito fund, not the state.

May be abbreviated as tqw.

"She has a taquito fund. Wow, what a taquito whore. "

by lulo922 September 27, 2009

taquito sunrise

The aftermath of eating too many 7/11 taquitos and waking up in a filthy cloud of your own farts

Maaan, I got drunk last night and hit up 7/11 and devoured 12 taquitos and woke up to a taquito sunrise

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Beef Taquito

With an uncircumcised penis, you have anal sex with a nasty street whore. After you pull out there is shit and corn in the fore skin

After drilling that bitch in the ass, I pulled out and had shit and corn in my turtleneck, it looked like a beef taquito.

by souperpig December 23, 2008

Greasy Taquito

A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.

The divorce was pretty ugly. The bitch got the house and the kids, but I gave her a greasy taquito!

by Jeffronius August 30, 2006