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One Tapped

Getting killed in one action/shot in any game, could also be used in real life.
*shoots one shot from pistol, and opponent dies* Dude got fucking one tapped.
by AMP3X February 11, 2019
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Tampinco Toke

1. (Verb) A rare and arcane method of ritual cocksucking that involves bending-over within a circle of twelve pudgy nude homosexuals, or "dumplings" as they are called, preferably bald and hairless, and systematically sucking one cock whilst the opposing "dumpling" buttfucks the Tampinco Toker, without lube, for approximately 10 seconds each, until the Tampinco Toker turns, counter clockwise for the next two opposing cocks in the sequence, and repeats. This is repeated until all twelve dumplings have nutted in either the Tampinco Toker's sullen mouth (swallowing is the Tampinco Toker's way) or well-worn asshole.

2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."
"Hey, Odin, you want to go grab some lunch?"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"
by Dawnn Keekong November 29, 2012
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Tapistrate

A combination of the two words tap and decorate. This word is used as a verb, and means the act of decorating a female's vagina. The decorations include mainly a penis. Other holes may also come into play.
"I am going to Tapistrate every hole tonight, It is going to look amazing!"
by ConksDonks September 13, 2014
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tapioca in the dark

A dope ass game where a group of homeless bitches fuck the shit out of a garden gnome for 3 literal hours. *also referred to as "T.I.T.D" (pronounced "titty")
-"How was that tapioca in the dark last night? "
-"Omg in - fucking - credible. The 6 of us were with only one gnome so we had to share"
-"oh what a bad T.I.T.D"
by titty slapper May 20, 2014
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nappy tappy

nappy tappy nap·py tap·py- noun & verb (used without object)

1. (n) a quick snooze taken after exhaustion from good sex AKA "post-attack tap-nap"
2. (v) a quick sexual act during the course of a short sleep AKA "nap-tap"
3. (v) a moment who two people become tired and just want to cuddle and the quick snooze evolves to a sexual act
EXAMPLES:
1. (n) Female talking to her girlfriends: "That man worked me so damn good last night, I had to take a long ass nappy tappy after all 'o dat! He definitely was no one minute man."
2. (v) Yesterday I didn't go to class due to a craving for nap-tap.
3. (v) Man talkin to his girl: "Baby, I'm hella tired. I've had a long day at the office... you wanna nappy tappy?"
by Christina & Kelly Anne November 10, 2007
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Happy Tapioca

Fred getting drowned in pudding and getting butt fucked
Hey guys, Fred's getting Happy Tapioca
by Johnny not johnny March 20, 2022
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tard tapper

one who has sexual relations with a retarded person.
Did you hear that Scotty lost his job last week at the group home for being a tard tapper? They are thinking about filing charges against him.
by Jay E. Griffin March 31, 2008
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