by AMP3X February 11, 2019
Get the One Tapped mug.1. (Verb) A rare and arcane method of ritual cocksucking that involves bending-over within a circle of twelve pudgy nude homosexuals, or "dumplings" as they are called, preferably bald and hairless, and systematically sucking one cock whilst the opposing "dumpling" buttfucks the Tampinco Toker, without lube, for approximately 10 seconds each, until the Tampinco Toker turns, counter clockwise for the next two opposing cocks in the sequence, and repeats. This is repeated until all twelve dumplings have nutted in either the Tampinco Toker's sullen mouth (swallowing is the Tampinco Toker's way) or well-worn asshole.
2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."
2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."
"Hey, Odin, you want to go grab some lunch?"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"
by Dawnn Keekong November 29, 2012
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A combination of the two words tap and decorate. This word is used as a verb, and means the act of decorating a female's vagina. The decorations include mainly a penis. Other holes may also come into play.
by ConksDonks September 13, 2014
Get the Tapistrate mug.A dope ass game where a group of homeless bitches fuck the shit out of a garden gnome for 3 literal hours. *also referred to as "T.I.T.D" (pronounced "titty")
-"How was that tapioca in the dark last night? "
-"Omg in - fucking - credible. The 6 of us were with only one gnome so we had to share"
-"oh what a bad T.I.T.D"
-"Omg in - fucking - credible. The 6 of us were with only one gnome so we had to share"
-"oh what a bad T.I.T.D"
by titty slapper May 20, 2014
Get the tapioca in the dark mug.nappy tappy nap·py tap·py- noun & verb (used without object)
1. (n) a quick snooze taken after exhaustion from good sex AKA "post-attack tap-nap"
2. (v) a quick sexual act during the course of a short sleep AKA "nap-tap"
3. (v) a moment who two people become tired and just want to cuddle and the quick snooze evolves to a sexual act
1. (n) a quick snooze taken after exhaustion from good sex AKA "post-attack tap-nap"
2. (v) a quick sexual act during the course of a short sleep AKA "nap-tap"
3. (v) a moment who two people become tired and just want to cuddle and the quick snooze evolves to a sexual act
EXAMPLES:
1. (n) Female talking to her girlfriends: "That man worked me so damn good last night, I had to take a long ass nappy tappy after all 'o dat! He definitely was no one minute man."
2. (v) Yesterday I didn't go to class due to a craving for nap-tap.
3. (v) Man talkin to his girl: "Baby, I'm hella tired. I've had a long day at the office... you wanna nappy tappy?"
1. (n) Female talking to her girlfriends: "That man worked me so damn good last night, I had to take a long ass nappy tappy after all 'o dat! He definitely was no one minute man."
2. (v) Yesterday I didn't go to class due to a craving for nap-tap.
3. (v) Man talkin to his girl: "Baby, I'm hella tired. I've had a long day at the office... you wanna nappy tappy?"
by Christina & Kelly Anne November 10, 2007
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Get the Happy Tapioca mug.Did you hear that Scotty lost his job last week at the group home for being a tard tapper? They are thinking about filing charges against him.
by Jay E. Griffin March 31, 2008
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