1.) a beard that hangs at, or below, the testicles. 2.) a beard that has not been groomed in several years, such that you would hang on a wall. 3.) hair that covers a person from head to toe.
"Drew definitely has a tapestry"
"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"
"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"
by e a r l y March 15, 2008
the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.
i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.
by breakingbad December 27, 2012
You're such a ninny tapestry!
by The Official Ninny Tapestry March 05, 2012
by casual munkey June 22, 2019
Tapestry charter school is a tiny school in butt fuck nowhere. The staff is bad, they don’t have dividers on the urinals, they also got a bomb threat
Fuck the coaches, hi miss chuboff
Fuck the coaches, hi miss chuboff
tapestry charter school
by casual munkey June 22, 2019
"You literally ChatGPTed your essay dude, there's no way you actually called the topic a 'complex tapestry'"
by GirthDefect June 15, 2024
by Woahz February 17, 2021