1.) a beard that hangs at, or below, the testicles. 2.) a beard that has not been groomed in several years, such that you would hang on a wall. 3.) hair that covers a person from head to toe.
"Drew definitely has a tapestry"
"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"
"That guy was soooo weird, he looked like a bear... tapestry out the ass!"
by e a r l y March 15, 2008
Get the Tapestrymug. the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.
i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.
by breakingbad December 27, 2012
Get the anal tapestrymug. by The Official Ninny Tapestry June 12, 2012
Get the Ninny Tapestrymug. by casual munkey June 21, 2019
Get the Tapestry charter schoolmug. Tapestry charter school is a tiny school in butt fuck nowhere. The staff is bad, they don’t have dividers on the urinals, they also got a bomb threat
Fuck the coaches, hi miss chuboff
Fuck the coaches, hi miss chuboff
by casual munkey June 21, 2019
Get the tapestry charter schoolmug. by FatFroLicker February 19, 2018
Get the dirty tapestrymug. A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account
“You going to Shambala? “
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”
“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“
“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”
“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”
“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“
“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”
“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”
by Bluebangs October 10, 2023
Get the Tapestry Collectormug.