some one from jaliso mexico (ussually a mix between the spanish that settled in guadalajara and mixed with the indians there) tapatios ussually ave very light skin and sometimes have red hair or freckles (most of the women on spanish Tv are tapatias
1.The girls in south mexico are too dark for me I like tapatias
2.I can't stand tapatios an there stupid ass marcahi
3.I hate Chivas (the most popular soccor team in mexico from guadalajara)and tapatios
4.a hot sauce made in guadalajara
2.I can't stand tapatios an there stupid ass marcahi
3.I hate Chivas (the most popular soccor team in mexico from guadalajara)and tapatios
4.a hot sauce made in guadalajara
by Eltapatio January 18, 2005
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by chizapo May 28, 2015
Get the Tapatio mug.A good-looking Mexican male. Has a really nice face a really nice body. He's nice, smart and funny. He is the total package.
The guy down the street is a Tapatio.
by Charice November 18, 2007
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This occurs in Hawaii when all the dudes are shirtless and all the chicks are in little bikinis ALL year round. There are Tapatios EVERYWHERE!
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This occurs in Hawaii when all the dudes are shirtless and all the chicks are in little bikinis ALL year round. There are Tapatios EVERYWHERE!
by tapatiostalkergurls June 14, 2011
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n. the inflammation of the testicles after eating too many spicy tacos, as the spicy flavor travels through the intestines at maximum spice volume to cause a fiery inguinal hernia in the scrotum.
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n. after a short hairy Mexican guy goes at it too fast with a hairy-assed Mexican girl, the friction of the anal sex causes all of the hair to be burned off of his scrotum, and he flees the room screaming "AYE AYE AYE!"
note: to be distinguished from tabasco balls, which is characterized by the post-sexual yelp "MIS CAHONES, NO NO NO!"
n. the inflammation of the testicles after eating too many spicy tacos, as the spicy flavor travels through the intestines at maximum spice volume to cause a fiery inguinal hernia in the scrotum.
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n. after a short hairy Mexican guy goes at it too fast with a hairy-assed Mexican girl, the friction of the anal sex causes all of the hair to be burned off of his scrotum, and he flees the room screaming "AYE AYE AYE!"
note: to be distinguished from tabasco balls, which is characterized by the post-sexual yelp "MIS CAHONES, NO NO NO!"
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Fucking Taco Bell! Gave me tapatio balls for another night in a row, I think I need to see the scrotumologist!
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Did you hear Miguel screaming last night? That definitely sounded like his senorita baked him up some spicy tapatio balls!
Fucking Taco Bell! Gave me tapatio balls for another night in a row, I think I need to see the scrotumologist!
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Did you hear Miguel screaming last night? That definitely sounded like his senorita baked him up some spicy tapatio balls!
by cockbeast October 30, 2007
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I was banging my friend's girl in his kitchen so I busted out the Tapitillo Special. Now she can't get enough of that spicy cock! Muy Caliente!
by The C3 Banger December 5, 2009
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