Tandem Turd

A turd that reaches both ends of the toilet.

I ate so much McDonald’s that i clogged the toilet with a tandem turd!

by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019

Tandem Shitting

The act of two people taking nasty shits in side by side bathroom stalls at the same time.

Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?

Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".

by MadShitter40 January 12, 2012

tamieka

Tamieka is a kind hearted individual, who is often irrational but understood by those who are closest; she is perceived by many to be 'angle' natured but what is unknown, that if provoked can and will destroy anyone/anything in her path 'with care'. This name is associated with those of a hidden talent, and wild imagination (artistic), this individual will always be a loyal friend, and if needed will protect you with her life.

Girl: Hey who's that?
Girls 2: I think her names Tamieka
Girl: She seems nice
Girl 2: Yeah well think again

by Happytimes123456789 May 31, 2014

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.

Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!

by p5yclone June 6, 2011

Taliesin

A near mystical figure who is king of all musicians. Pseudo deity of music.

In his day Elvis almost reached Taliesin status.

The beetles were almost as big as Taliesin, and possibly bigger than Jesus.

by TalixZen February 4, 2010

Taniesha

Taniesha is the nicest, best, sweetest person to ever exist. She is lovable and makes the best friend you could ever have. She is beautiful outside and in, even though she might not believe this herself. Make sure to get to know her as she is quite shy at first. If you don't know what to buy her, get a cat, she loves cats.

Person 1:"Wow look at Taniesha!"
Person 2:" I love her so much!"

by TRIGGEREDLOL July 13, 2017

Taneah

A female who is bad asf and a lil freaky...she’ll stress you out but at the end of the day she’ll be sooo worth it.🤤🤤🤤

I need to find me a Taneah

by 🔪🤙 August 5, 2017