Tandem Shitting

The act of two people taking nasty shits in side by side bathroom stalls at the same time.

Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?

Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".

by MadShitter40 January 12, 2012

khalil tandler

A beautiful majestic creature.

Is that a wild khalil tandler over there?
why yes it is what a beautiful and misunderstood creature

by Mr_Easy December 29, 2013

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.

Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!

by p5yclone June 6, 2011

tanarexic

A person who is addicted to tanning booths, tanning cream, the sun, etc. Often looks like Oompa Loompa.

Claire had been tanning so much that she became tanarexic, and the color of a pumpkin.

by Juni Wolfen September 6, 2005

Power tandem

Two power tops who eat, sleep and ravish two unwilling bound and gagged partners together, simultaneously clasping hands, smiling, looking longingly into each others eyes, sharing a most intimate moment and listening to White Snake.

Bill and Jim are exhausted from their power tandem last night.

by Power_tandem April 15, 2010

Tawdresque

Tawdresque: Adjective
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Tawdry - Gaudy & Cheap in appearance
Suffix from French esque (sim.from Italian esco (“-like”), from Medieval Latin iscus, of Germanic origin, ish.)

Tawdry+esque= Tawdresque

One of those “fun-to-say words” with a coquettishly amusing manner to describe:
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1. flamboyantly tasteless

2. brazenly & audaciously unsavory

3. garishly inelegant

4. inharmonious of moral standards

Lady Gaga and Snooki from JERSEY SHORE typically dress in a TAWDRESQUE costume.

by @misslindadee May 20, 2011

Tandria

Tandrias can be described as big hearted, funny, very hyperactive and someone who loves to talk. Tandria's enjoy eating, like a lot. They absolutely love animals:

Get chu a Tandria.

by Barnacle March 15, 2017