lampooned

trickery resulting in social demoralisation

if someone puts an empty box of pringles back in the press and you are tricked into opening them,,,, you've been lampooned

by dr.p.curran dr.k.dizzle March 31, 2009

tampwned

when a guy notices that a girl has left tampons in his bathroom, signifying girlfriend status

I thought she and I had a casual thing going, but she tampwned me.

by tampwnee January 14, 2009

tampoon

the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".

That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot

by Maryd August 23, 2006

tampboner

When your tampon looks like a boner

Dude your girl is rocking that tampboner

by Venus Miller June 11, 2015

tampooning

the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object

"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."

by Steven January 1, 2008

tamponed

The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.

Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!

by Densa January 18, 2007

tampoonery

1) the act of being a stuck up cunt. 2) a place to go and purchase vagina products.

Dude, my girlfriend is being such a douchebag. I'm through with her tampoonery.

Velma, I found a new tampoonery in Soho. They have great products.

by nuetron November 27, 2020