Tainted taco

Results of a female wiping back to front.

Suzie sure has alot of yeast infections. She probaly has a tainted taco from wiping her ass the wrong way.

by carlspumpkin June 17, 2009

Tainted Slam

When someone hooks up with a nasty girl, usually due to alcohol, horniness, or low self esteem.

-Dude i heard eric banged that girl last night!
-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!

by da JMAN jankit February 9, 2009

Taintly

When someone is being rude or mean and is hovering between being a dick and an asshole

Something must be bothering Scott. He's been acting taintly all morning.

by Sytown August 31, 2017

Tauntless

Tauntless - a dumb aussie who wears a buzzlight year mask and tries to drink water while wearing a mask, also has a deep voice who proclaims him doin YourMUM

Hey, Have you heard of that bloke "Tauntless"

Yeah, Tauntless that DUD who wears buzzlightyear mask and streams daily

by YourMUM42 April 29, 2021

taintergy

Energy derived from two taints rubbing together at a high rate of speed. Usually found when two lesbians bump tacos.

Damn, Rosie's so fat she lights up the whole neighborhood with her taintergy.

by Austin Pealy August 19, 2006

tintle

When your nipples get rock hard.

"Oh man, its cold out here. I'm so tintle."

"Her nipples tintled so much they could cut diamonds"

by ttaipei February 4, 2010

Taintkerchief

An individual who strongly resembles a kerchief (presumably monogrammed, and purchased from an arrogant haberdasher) used to wipe the residual ca-ca from one's taint -- the ferocious terrain situated between the underside of one's testicles and the crest of one's anus. The derivative object taintkerchief is specifically useful when targeting the rogue ca-ca difficult to snare via the usage of conventional toilet tissue. Individuals resembling taintkerchiefs are ineffectual twits or peons...often chronic douche fortresses who overutilize terms like "bro," "bra," or "broheim" and/or post too many useless status updates on social networking sites.

Agatha, as per the usual, was behaving like a complete and utter taintkerchief -- so I took it upon myself to ruin her bulbous cranium with a waffle iron.

by PooManChoo April 27, 2009