tainticure

the procedure where one grooms the area between their genitals and anus.

My taint hairs and dingleberries were a little excessive , so yesterday I went to the salon and Charity gave me a tainticure. Now I am nice and neat down there.

by Tits Davis December 24, 2008

Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

by Beaflord September 17, 2018

Taintier taint

When a pussy gets railed out and makes her taint stretched and wrinkly.

"I think he gave me a taintier taint when he railed me out for hours."

by Destroyer D January 12, 2022

jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).

George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.

by Preteranimus June 2, 2010

tainting the olive

When two men rub their assholes up and down the each others taint.

Tim and Linus were tainting the olive for hours last night. When they awoke they were chaffing like no other.

by Flint Whirly July 20, 2009

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004

Jager tainting

The process of trying to absorb jagermeister through ones taint, similar to vodka eyeballing

Dude, did you see john take that shot in his eyeball? No, but I saw tony Jager tainting.

by the_lord_of_the_fly's June 2, 2010