My taint hairs and dingleberries were a little excessive , so yesterday I went to the salon and Charity gave me a tainticure. Now I am nice and neat down there.
by Tits Davis December 24, 2008
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I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!
I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!
by Beaflord September 17, 2018
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by Destroyer D January 12, 2022
Get the Taintier taint mug.The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).
George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.
by Preteranimus June 2, 2010
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by Flint Whirly July 20, 2009
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