tainty bainty is a different name for tate langdon from Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story season 8’s episode with the Murder House because he had a dollar store wig.
by sarahpaulsonhotdogwater April 11, 2021
EX: It was tainty as fuck when I nutted on that girls face.
EX: It was so fucking tainty when I got my ass beat by that toolbag.
EX: It was so fucking tainty when I got my ass beat by that toolbag.
by NagzRedd October 13, 2020
EX: It was tainty as fuck when I came on that girls face.
EX: I got tainted hard as fuck when that toolbag beat my ass.
EX: I got tainted hard as fuck when that toolbag beat my ass.
by NagzRedd October 13, 2020
The act of taking a photo of one’s own anus (with emphasis on the darker poo-stained skin encircling the wrinkled star) to share on social media.
Having bleached her taint earlier in the day, she thought adding a taintie to her Tinder profile would increase page views.
by Above_Reproach May 22, 2022