Taintie

The act of taking a photo of one’s own anus (with emphasis on the darker poo-stained skin encircling the wrinkled star) to share on social media.

Having bleached her taint earlier in the day, she thought adding a taintie to her Tinder profile would increase page views.

by Above_Reproach May 22, 2022

taintiful

The quality of a pungent odor from the perineal region, made up of equal parts of secretions from the genital region and excretions from the anal.

Whew, that is a taintiful jockstrap old boy! Do put that into the hamper instead of twirling it about.

by jimmy bubbles March 5, 2017

tainty bainty is a different name for tate langdon from Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story season 8’s episode with the Murder House because he had a dollar store wig.

Any general action of either getting shit on or achieving something that is dope.

EX: It was tainty as fuck when I nutted on that girls face.

EX: It was so fucking tainty when I got my ass beat by that toolbag.

by NagzRedd October 13, 2020