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Twat Taffy

Twat Taffy is the gelatinous substance found in the crotch area of a female's panties (or just the crotch alone) after a long day of getting "wet" several times at work, school or just in general. It resembles a soft chunky version of a "Nerds" candy and can be quite alarming if one where to "accidentally" stumble across it while engaging in foreplay.
Man, Sue really had a lot of Twat Taffy going on the other night when we were having sex. She must have spent half the day at work soaking wet!!
by onthewildedge August 23, 2011
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Taffahoe

A person who is a hoe, but more than that, they smell bad, almost like clams, and are typically a minority (or just really ugly).
Yo Mexi, you're such a taffahoe.
Stfu, what the hell does that even mean?
Ahahaha, taff!
by The Taff December 15, 2012
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Texas Taffy

A loose, stretchy, thigh sticking scrotum from the hot summer heat. Known for its unique, musky aroma.
I tea bagged her with my Texas taffy last night.

I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.
by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020
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taffle

(v) taffle - to knot up, like hair, string or wool, so that it is difficult to unwind.

(adj) taffled (up) - knotted in an irksome manner

(v) - untaffle - to unravel, usually with difficulty
"Now look, you've got all my wool taffled up".
by davidovsky September 10, 2009
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Taffy Pockets

Slang; cheap, broke.
The act of placing your hands in your pockets to grab money yet your hands never come out. Almost as if your hands are stuck inside your pockets - hence, taffy pockets.
Our whole family went out for dinner tonight to catch up on old times. Once the bill came uncle Mark came down with a case of taffy pockets. Grandma ended up paying the whole bill.
by Seedmiddle August 16, 2011
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Taffy Pulling

Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick
Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!
by sarasplayroom.com July 22, 2009
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Taffer

As mentioned previously, it is a word invented by Looking Glass Studios and originally saw its introduction in Thief: The Dark Project.

However, what the previous poster failed to note, is its additional use in later releases as "an expletive sounding of British origin." Quite frankly, only one word in the modern vernacular is versatile enough to take its place: The F Word.

See examples, below.
"Where did that taffer go?"
"Aww, taff it all!"
"Quit taffing about, you!"
"What the taff was that?!"
"Are you taffing with me?"
"This shift has been completely taffed.."
by TaciturnBadger August 25, 2011
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