tak kwon do:: the quickest way to get your sorry wossie ass beaten to a fine pulp by a small 7 year old child
tkdstudent:: im gunna go all all Tae kwon do on your ass
7yearoldchild:: holy crap you seid a bad word your ass is mine
dickweed!? *beats kid in to a fine pulp*
7yearoldchild:: holy crap you seid a bad word your ass is mine
dickweed!? *beats kid in to a fine pulp*
by bob b bobby September 02, 2006
A martial art which focuses on utilizing kicks for long rang attacks. Also has a variety of punches, elbow strikes, and knee strikes.
The Tae-kwon-do tourney is next week. I'm taking tae-kwon-do to strengthen my legs and focus my mind
by TKD student December 16, 2004
A style of martial arts that is complete and utter nonsense.
In Tae Kwon Do, its all about the touranments, the money, scoring a point...ect.. Tae Kwon Do is for the person that wants to say, "I'm a black belt". But in Taw Kwon Do, that is completely worthless. I've seen adds that say "Become a black belt in 3 months!!! Geranteed". In Tae Kwon Do, yes, but not in the real martial arts. TKD is simply a money making business. TKD is a joke. Period.
In Tae Kwon Do, its all about the touranments, the money, scoring a point...ect.. Tae Kwon Do is for the person that wants to say, "I'm a black belt". But in Taw Kwon Do, that is completely worthless. I've seen adds that say "Become a black belt in 3 months!!! Geranteed". In Tae Kwon Do, yes, but not in the real martial arts. TKD is simply a money making business. TKD is a joke. Period.
TKD Man: OHYA!!! Well, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I can beat you up.
Karate Man: Ppppffftt... Idiot. ***Walks Away***
Karate Man: Ppppffftt... Idiot. ***Walks Away***
by John Raven.exe May 08, 2006
The true bastard style, tae kwon do is a mixture of several different styles including karate, the style most tae kwon do schools teach to be inferior. In truth, tae kwon do is nearly impossible to use effectively because of the long kicks that open up the groin and other vital areas and the lack of punching to the head. I know i seem to be preaching, but i saw a 3rd degree black belt in tae kwon do get trounced by a brown belt in karate, so yeah.
Tae kwon do is lame and ineffective
by stoolybird October 26, 2006
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by Nobita May 26, 2005
Hey John, are you taking Tae Kwon Do lessons this summer?
Nah, it's pretty much a ripoff. The senseis are only in it for the money, and the belts are too pricey.
Nah, it's pretty much a ripoff. The senseis are only in it for the money, and the belts are too pricey.
by UrbanCommision May 06, 2018