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taconic

A place of massive bullshittyness
by Anonymouse December 18, 2002
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tectonic

Dance style popular in Europe, specifically Paris, France. Use of arms and feet to create rythmic movement that goes well with techno club music.
Look at Jason tectonic!
by Alyssa Butler May 11, 2008
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Taconic High School

a sad airport looking high school with nothing but violence and homophobia, but it's better than Pittsfield High School.

all the students do is smoke weed in the bathroom, sell drugs on campus, gossip, and bash each others' faces in.

the one thing that's cool is the chicken patties, those slap
"hey, do you go to Taconic High School?"
"-yeah, why?"

"how many fights did you see today?"

"-about 13"

"during the entire day?"
"-no, all before second period even started."
by yellowpeep October 15, 2019
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Tectonic Tits

When a girl’s tits are massive.
How big are her tits?
34DD
Man she got some tectonic tits
by Just fora joke October 5, 2020
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Taconic Hills High School

A small school in bumblefuck nowhere where the only thing worse than the sports there are the bathrooms or the teachers they’re so desperate to hire.
Yo Jack, did you hear Taconic Hills High School won a football game?
No against who?
April Fools.
by Kennedy Hasbrouk November 22, 2022
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Titonics

A really nice big pair of boobs.
"Man look at those titonics, you could go skiing down them", said by peanut on the Jeff Dunham Christmas Special
by Jazana February 11, 2009
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taconic parkway

The Eastern Bluebird is NY's state bird
"I Love New York" is NY's state song

The Taconic Parkway is NY's official state embarrassment

The TSP: Paved country road? Highway? UFO landing site? Nobody seems to know or can make up their mind. Apparently green-lighted back when NY's politicians could literally commission anything. Now people navigate this reportedly paved conundrum consumed with questions worthy of a B-grade Horror Movie.

Why did they put rain grates practically in the middle of the road? Why do speed bump-like protrusions inexplicably cross large stretches of the roadway? Why does America's most heavily-taxed state have a major roadway that makes post-2003 Iraqi infrastructure look good? WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO??? Did it fall into the road when a chunk of the last 4 pavings randomly gave way? Why does a trackless road need so much ****ing maintenance? Such is the riddle that is the Taconic State Parkway
Guy #1: Hey, let's take the Taconic
Guy #2: Shit sonne, the last time I took the taconic, my car fell into a 20ft pothole and they had to pull it out with a crane.

Guy #1: Can you do 150mph on 9?
Guy #2: TRUUUUU!

Translation The Taconic Parkway sucks goats on a hot day, but dammit it's the fastest way upstate.
by KRUSHES UUU! September 3, 2010
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