table touchers

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

*drop books on table

signature move of Simon Lo

student A: *drop books on table ) I am simon lo
Simon Lo: *drop books on table ) What did u just say!?!?!?!?!?
student B: gotta get out of here

by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

table kun

An innocent table that got sexually assault by Nina as she masturbate with Table Kun’s edge. Table Kun was a gentle table use by the student council in Code Geass.

We must protect Table Kun from sexual assaults.

by AAuthor October 19, 2020

Tabloid Junkie

Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have a low IQ, and can't think for themselves.

Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
- Michael Jackson, Tabloid Junkie

by R.P.O'ed December 17, 2008

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.

Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

by arandompersonwithnolife July 28, 2017

Crafting table

After an "incident" on one of GeorgeNotFound's streams, the whole "crafting table" thing became a meme, a joke to laugh at.
Now, we are getting very interesting on the crafting table~
The joke is very annoying, but funny

Person A: I know a place~
Person B: Really? What place?~
Person A: A Crafting table~
Person B: Did you get that from-
Person A: Yes, I did.
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Person A: Will you be the Sapnap to my Crafting table?
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by DeletusTheStan July 2, 2020

steam table

Located at the oldest restaurant on The Hill, this long table doubles as both a quick hot lunch takeout for the daily special as well as a place to take a shvitz.

Lunch today was great. I hit up the steam table on my way back to the office and got myself a delicious pasta and also got to see Doug nude.

by Arthur in Hoboken July 26, 2018