Trump’s Witnesses

Also known as the “Trump Old Party” (TOP). A far-right subgroup of the GOP, which may be likened to a political equivalent of Jehovah’s Witnesses. White nationalists who misuse Christianity to reach out to undecided or apathetic voters, by warning them to stay away from socialist or alt-left politicians who support abortion, same-sex marriages, illegal immigration, and multiculturalism.

Guesstimate how many ultra-MAGA patriots in red-pilled states who just hate being called “Trump’s Witnesses.”

by Fasters January 14, 2023

trump's trash

An aging, racist, bitter, uneducated, unskilled peon, loser and "ham and egger" who voted for and supports Donald J. Trump

What group is that over there protesting ObamaCare?? The KKK? No, that's just Trump's Trash!

by Darrell2001 July 31, 2017

Trump's Penis

A small white dot on Trump's groin. Needs microscope to see.

I can't see Trump's penis very well, I might need a 400X microscope to observe it.

by Raging Consumer July 30, 2016

Trump's America

The worst of all possible timelines. A cracked mirror version of America where unconstitutional policies become law and unapologetic racism becomes the norm. A waking nightmare no one can seem to wake up from.

Here. Here, let me demonstrate. Let's say that this line represents time. draws straight line and points to places Here's the present 2017, the future and the past. Obviously, somewhere in the past, probably on the campaign trail, the timeline skewed down into this tangent draws new line and writes 2017A creating an alternate 2017, Trump's America. Alternate to you, me, and Einstein, but reality for everyone else.

by Night-Shift January 31, 2017

Trump's Razor

When seeking an explanation for the behavior of Presidential "candidate" Donald J. Trump, always choose the stupidest possible explanation.

Adam: With the first Presidential debate looming, Hair Furor prepped by swapping rape stories with Roger Ailes over Cardiac Special bacon cheeseburgers.

Betsy: How do you know that?

Adam: Trump's Razor, girl. Anything else, even doing nothing, would be better prep for facing Clinton!

by Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Man September 30, 2016

Trump's Wall

A wall between Mexico and 'MERICA FUCK YEAH built by Donald Trump and payed for by those lovely Mexican People

A line of angry Mexican protesters line up throwing trash at Trump's Wall.

by TheUltimateJaywalker October 4, 2016

trump's death

The most exciting event that hasn't happened, but intellectual people are hoping for.

I'm so excited for trump's death!

by DEMJUICEY January 6, 2017