the magnet system

the system in which a parent and their child act like repelling magnets to avoid talking/ interaction.

*kid* whenever my mom comes upstairs i use the magnet system and go downstairs

by brianhackler January 3, 2009

the madness

Insanity and craziness that cannot be defined.

Excessive laughter caused by being too high or too drunk.

Please, just STOP the madness! I can't handle the madness!

by Meggy C (W/ the help of Philly!) March 10, 2006

The Magneto

When you clamp your balls together using magnets

I had to go to the hospital, me and my girlfriend were doing the magneto with Chance.

by KeeganJonah June 7, 2014

never stop the madness

dumb slogan that black metal grausamkeit kiddies use

Joe: "never stop the madness bro!!!"
any normal person: shut the fuck up

by Frenchniggonen February 10, 2023

The Madness

The Madness is a term used to describe a serious condition that occurs in slutty promiscuous women, that have had repeated anal sex to the point that they actually crave it, compared to traditional vaginal sex. This condition usually occurs in young teenage girls, but it is not uncommon for it to effect females in the age range of 17-26. Other serious STD's & diseases like, HIV/AIDS, herpes, & anal warts are found in patients with The Madness. There are many different warning signs that may indicate the presence of The Madness which include any type of radical behavior pertaining to sex like, the fascination of Bukkake/Gokkun/Seminophagia, extreme sadomasochism, and a fascination with fisting, rimming, and rubber anal toys. There is no known cure for The Madness.

Hey bro! Did you hear that, the girl, Becca from our History class has The Madness?

Betsy guessed her daughter had the madness, after finding a box full of rubber fists, and anal toys underneath her bed.

by mryork December 6, 2009

The Maiden Effect

"when a person perceives someone to be more innocent and mature than they really are, only for the deceiving person to violently lash out and attack the first person with vitriol that likely includes illegal acts of malevolence"

Luke came across what he thought was the girl of his dreams, she turned out to be a two faced psycho. When he tried to question her, he became a victim of the Maiden Effect.

by the_autism August 17, 2017

stop the madness

Refrain from ones usual hijinks or tomfoolery

Karl: Ms.Blurkplett, how much would you pay to never blink again?
Ms.Bjorkapint: oh, stop the madness

by Drippy sparf February 1, 2016