kidney scraper

n.
an extremely large penis (ecpecially in length), that could potentially scrape the kidneys.

Wow! I mean, I've seen some big cocks, but that thing really is a kidney scraper!

by kornhole February 3, 2005

shrape

The portmanteau of "shit" and "rape" which describes the act of taking a crap so thick and hard that your asshole hurts as though you've been angrily raped by your own shit.

Argh, oh my god! It hurts! I'm getting shraped. I think my asshole is bleeding! My shit's so hard. I gotta lay off the iron pills and eat more fiber.

by themiffinman October 23, 2014

scrape job

To use your teeth while giving a blowjob. Mostly girls who are just starting out do this.

Susie can't give blowjobs she keeps using her teeth, and it's painful.

by Crazy Casey May 14, 2005

syruped

When you go to a diner and get syrup on your arm or clothing from a table that has not been properly cleaned.

I got syruped at that divey breakfast joint.

by Sr__Pedro December 26, 2016

Shrape

What happens when you step into a swamp and get raped by an ogre. Not just any ogre but by Shrek

This Ogre Can Shrape

by Investigate311_Not911 October 9, 2018

Grape Scrape

Common Marine Corps slang for getting a hair cut.

"I got my grape scraped last night, recruit style. Feels good!"

by Chicken Torta June 14, 2012

grease scraper

A friend who gets you out of a situation where a fat chick is trying to hook up with you.

Matt get down here! I'm stuck between two fat chicks trying to take me home. I need a grease scraper to get out of this!

by The Boc January 19, 2014