swogen

Swogen, or sometimes swogenleg, is the Norwegian word for a limp, but it can also refer to a clubfoot. For whatever reason, the word is now being used in Montgomery County, MD to describe guys who drop their friends for new girlfriends. Apparently, swogen is an insult in Norway, where people who appear weak are looked down upon, and it now refers to the person's character. There is a large Norway population in Montgomery County because of the embassy in Washington D.C. which, presumably, is why the word is so commonly used. Now, the forgotten friends are known as swogenhaters.

Person 1: Dude, where is Person 3?
Person 2: He's with his girlfriend tonight, dude.
Person 1: For real? What a swogen?!

by Horst Wilhelm June 26, 2006

soge

the dankest mf (and wit the 🅱️eans dont forget the 🅱️eans)

ayo, you seen this soge mf? i hear he got so many 🅱️eans

by acoolindividual April 11, 2021

Stogerson

A ciggetate that is smoked after partaking in alcohol and/or drugs

Sober people: hey, man lets go
smoke a stoge

Fucked up people : my nigga it's time for a stogerson

by SmittyBeer November 5, 2013

Smoge

Definition 1: To smoke
Definition 2: To be sad, it is sad

Guy 1: Let's smoge outside
Guy 2: I quit cigarettes last month
Guy 1: Smoge :(

by basedyoba June 1, 2021

head swole

When ones head and or face is swollen. Typically in the morning upon waking the face will be puffy and eyes red and dry. The heads appearance could be fatter. Causes range from allergies, respiratory issues, obesity and more.

Yo my allergies are fucking killing me right now. Woke up this morning with my head swole as fuck.

by Bald Boy May 16, 2022

Swageric

The art of mastering swag while trying to act normal

Boy:"So my math teacher told me to do a problem on the board while I had a boner, but I still walked up and did it."
Girl:"You're so swageric."

by TimesNewROman_ September 13, 2012

Swage

Someone or something that is just the perfect amount of swag and vibe. There is no trace of cringe to be seen or found. Basically a superior level of swag.

viv: "Swage high socks kid B)"
hugh_gPness: "Thanks kid :3"

viv: "Imagine not being swage, can't relate >:3"
All unswage people: ):

by tab_viv January 22, 2021