Swigging Muesli

A verb to describe anything, normally sexual, but normally Cunnilingus.

Friend 1: "Did you pull anyone last night?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, brought her back and swug her muesli."

Friend 1: "Did you swig her mues last night?"
Friend 2: "Her mues was well and truly swug."

"I love Swigging Muesli"

by bucket man March 3, 2014

Swirling Coyote

1. A coyote in a blender
2. More commonly, an oral sex technique in which the perpetrator fills their mouth with exceptionally minty mouthwash, (preferably Listerine depending on budget), before expelling said mouthwash over the penis due to displacement of liquids (because of the penis). The perpetrator then swirls their tongue in a circular motion before gently nibbling the foreskin replicating the distinctive call of a coyote. It is recommended that this takes place outside and with optional debris for authenticity.

Katie Hebblethwaite gives fantastic Swirling coyotes

by Split Banana March 30, 2017

swingling

Swingling, an art form thought lost in the sands of time, was recently rediscovered alive and well on the upper East Side of NYC, thriving in the brain of The Swingler. Last practiced during the renaissance, Swingling is a delicate ballet of words that leaps to a new height with every more obscure reference. A master of Swingling is able to confound everyone in the room by making references to arcane subjects like rauchbier & bovine fistulation.

At a party last night, I swingled so hard that I discovered a link between the Assasination of Archduke Ferdinand and a Hot Carl.

by a longtime friend/mentor/victim March 2, 2005

swilling

to drink; to get drunk

I am swilling to my dome

by GREENWICH RULZZZZ ALLLLL June 21, 2004

Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt

Biggest of all bitches and cunts alike. Stuck up or woman / girl whom is so full of ones own shit cause they have a twat and look semi decent.

cunt: you are such a loser... noone likes you.

MAN: and your a Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt!

by bigbigbigbitch July 28, 2010

swirling the drain

Used in the medical field to describe the period of time before someone dies.

The patient in 537 has been swirling the drain all day.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

Swingling

(v.)- To constantly try and prove you know more then anyone else around you. While you actually may even be right, the sheer fact that you incessantly have to prove it makes you the most annoying guy or gal in the room.

I told him about a new Czech beer I tried last night and began Swingling his own experiences in Prague and drinking fermented eskimo piss with Laplanders.

No one want to hear you Swingle about your trip to Vegas, we all know what happens there.

by Beer Vampire February 22, 2005