Sweetcorn Pudding

The act of eating lots of sweet corn and then shitting into your girls mouth just before climax, and then quickly turning round and cumming into the mouth to give it a nice cream topping

I didn’t want my girl to miss out on the sweet corn i ate earlier to i decided to let her a bit ofsweetcorn pudding

by hugh jarsole 6969 January 29, 2022

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sweetcorn itch

the unmistakable itch after not wiping your arse properly.

Little Jimmy was fidgeting all day at school, he had the sweetcorn itch.

by Wall33 March 4, 2004

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sweetcorn alley

shagging a bird or bloke up the arse and ending up with a piece of sweetcorn under the foreskin. (nb see gibo).

Bird : "fucking hell you have a cheesy knob jolly green giant."
Gibo : "no it's sweetcorn ally from last night, how's your arse after last night?"

by grem November 3, 2003

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A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.

Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.

Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!

Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!

by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019

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Sweetcorn Fisherman

Some one who has anal sex

See Anal sex

I did this bird up the arse and she needed a shit.

by kevin cooper March 27, 2003

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sweetcorn surprise

When one finishes pooping to find that their poop is filled with sweetcorn. The sweetcorn is more of a surprise if one cannot recall consuming sweetcorn that day.

Helen was just about to flush her massive log when she noticed a delightful sweetcorn surprise!

by Lawley Peacock-Charlesworth April 1, 2009

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