sweed 

An extremely large woman.

I was driving home from work and looked across the street toward the Krispy Kreme and first in line was a sweed!! I said, "A sweed!"

sweed by Kingpen August 30, 2006

Sweed 

Synthetic Weed

"John sure loves the sweed!" "sweed? whats that?" "synth weed, you know the stuff, John smokes it all day, couldnt even drive his car he was so sweeded!"

"hey boss, got sweed! special price for you boss"

Sweed by Special Price Boss October 31, 2011

sweed 

A professional fighter/grappler.

Gramatica has nothing on the sweed.

sweed by John Wooten March 15, 2003

sweed 

something pertaining to marijuana that is sweet.

guy 1: yo man i just got an ounce of hawaiian kush online for 50 bucks. we smoked 73 blunts.... SO high
guy 2: dude that is so sweed!
guy 3: yeah? well i got 50 ounces for 50 bucks... BITCH

sweed by c@rL0z October 28, 2010

sweed 

when being high, you mean to say "smoke weed" but accidently say the two together getting Sweed

Man I love to sweed!!!

sweed by Ashis May 11, 2011

Sweed 

a can of weed smell.
used by people who want to pretend to be potheads.
comes in areosal can for easy application.

"Yo man, you high?" -Shmelly
"nah its just sweed" -Shmagma

Sweed by Candy in Cookie September 13, 2005

Sweed 

Perform a snoop dogg and smoke weed every mother fucking day.

I was Sweeding over there in the fucking corner.

Sweed by Marlbitch January 19, 2017