National Sweaty Balls Day

National Sweaty Balls Day Takes Place Every January 11th, All Men Are Required to Sniff Their Balls Atleast Once That Day, The Rule Being Upped to Atleast 10 Times if The Person is a Femboy. The Sweatier The Better

"Bro Ron, Today is National Sweaty Balls Day, You Know What That means!"

by Allastorm December 28, 2024

sweaty as balls

A temperature that can only be achieved with the tightly packed cramming of many college students in a single dorm room which does not have air conditioning.

Sully: Dude, it's sweaty as balls in here.

Gay-Ben: Yeah, probably because there's no air conditioning.

by OverlyConfidentObeseWoman November 28, 2013

sweaty mozarella balls

The way your hand smells when you put your hand under your balls,take it out and smell it after a long summer day of 101°

"Damn my ball meat smells like sweaty mozarella balls daniel"

by Drdraindill November 23, 2017

Big Black Sweaty Meaty Balls

That feeling when yo balls r sweating and you want to lick that sweat off them ass gay as that sounds it's true buddy

TODAY I LICKED MY BIG BLACK SWEATY MEATY BALLS

by Meatenjoyer November 18, 2022

shweaty balls

A: When one's balls perspire in extreme amounts
B: A Saturday Night Live reference a la Alec Baldwin
C: A perfect description for any serious amount of nether region sweatiness

"Wow, it's so hot out. I've got serious shweaty balls."

by yomomma78 March 31, 2009

Sweaty Ball Towel

A man's workout towel.

Get your Sweaty Ball Towel off my car seat!

by The Foundation September 29, 2010

Sweaty Ballsack Day

On the day of Febuary 17th, 2007 it was agreed by numerous males in the town of Westford, Massachusetts that due to the unusual temperature and amount of perspiration resulting from it that the day should be officaly deamed "Sweaty Ballsack Day".

The reason for this is that during this day many males complained of extremely high levels of sweat coming from their genitals, hence the term "Sweaty Ballsack Day".

Andrew: is it just me or is everyone getting sweaty balls??

Seth: DUDE ME TOO!! OMG this is like officialy Sweaty Ballsack Day.

Andrew: Hell yeah dude!

by Seth Holladay August 2, 2007