Sweat Shirt Friend

A friend of the opposite sex, who you enjoy hanging out with, but is so unattractive that you prefer they wear sweats and a sweat shirt when you see them.

No man I'd never touch that, she's just a sweat shirt friend.

by pornwell December 13, 2010

auburn sweat sock

An act where a male masturbates to into a sock until ejaculation. Said sock is then turned inside out so that the ejaculate is now exposed. The masturbator then takes the dirtied sock and slaps an unsuspecting victim in the face with it. Shame, humiliation, and hilarity come with being soaked with rocket sauce.

Bill was being kind of a dick to Jerry, so Jerry decided to give Bill the ol' Auburn sweat sock.

by Tyler Wilson August 27, 2007

Sweat sitting

When you sit for to long and there is excessive sweat on your but

You look like you have been sweat sitting for a while

by Bang tan army September 27, 2021

Sweat Stick

A term used to desrcibe a towel that is attached to the end a long extendable stick. Commonly used to wipe sweat off hard-to-reach places around the body, particularly underneath folds of skin/fat.

(read in a female hill-billy accent)

"Hey Cleatis! C'mon over err and fetch your momma's sweat stick....."

(Cleatis walks over with the sweat stick and proceeds to wipe reluctantly)

"Oh yerrr, that's it, you wipe your momma's back."

by theKrisEffect December 12, 2009

don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.

calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.

by george January 20, 2005

Smelly Sweat Sock Kid

Noun: 1. A smelly sweat sock kid is one who plays an abundance of video games, has a propensity for anime, and baths in mayonnaise. He might also make chain maille just in case he ever comes in contact with a real dragon. 2. Nerd package deluxe 3. Video game junky

"Did you walk by room 133? There are like 30 people in there playing DDR and it smells like pork and cheese." "Yeah. Those are the smelly sweat sock kids."

by B-radiculous April 7, 2008

Sweaty Shirtless Rolling Bro's (SSRB's)

Bros that have taken their shirt off and are dancing like idiots, completely rolled out on ecstasy. Frequently seen at concerts (especially jam band, techno, and electronica shows) and college parties, SSRB's generally kill the mood for any non-bros in the group.

"I had a great time at the concert, but there were way to many Sweaty Shirtless Rolling Bro's (SSRB's). Kinda lame."

by illegallydead April 18, 2010