1) |swôrtz| Someone who demonstrates decidedly homosexual proclivities, having been masquerading as a heterosexual for many years.
2) The act of a male ejaculating his semen onto another mans face while at the same time, emptying his fecal matter onto his one free hand and attempting to eat it all before ejaculation is complete.
2) The act of a male ejaculating his semen onto another mans face while at the same time, emptying his fecal matter onto his one free hand and attempting to eat it all before ejaculation is complete.
1) Ian, "Check out the hot girl with Chris!"
Kerr, "No good to him, i hear he's a Swartz."
2) I heard those two gay guys Swartzed last night.
Would you mind if after dinner if we Swartz?
Kerr, "No good to him, i hear he's a Swartz."
2) I heard those two gay guys Swartzed last night.
Would you mind if after dinner if we Swartz?
by Mike Shamshaw September 08, 2010
Aaron Swartz
A legend in every sense of the word. A true martyr for internet freedom, killed by the government because he was just too damn smart for them to keep up with him. Rest in peace sir, your legacy remains immortal.
1/11/13
Never forget.
A legend in every sense of the word. A true martyr for internet freedom, killed by the government because he was just too damn smart for them to keep up with him. Rest in peace sir, your legacy remains immortal.
1/11/13
Never forget.
by DishBeforeTheMainDish February 10, 2013
Drink named after the Famous Dancer Jeffrey Swartz, known for the snap'n stomp, which consists of Half Sprite, Half Lemonade.
by Edo Azran May 22, 2008
A small town located West of Flint, Michigan. Swartz Creek used to be home to a bunch of God-fearing, good looking country kids. Now, their memory is all that remains as the people of Flint make their way into the poor unsuspecting suburb.
by EEEK! July 11, 2008
Colton Swartz is a nice guy who is doodoo at video games and does not know how to not dress like a highlighter. Colton Swartz also LOVES to tickle pickles and smell like a locker room because he is always playing some type of sport but its usual ballet that he plays
by FrostyGamerGuy October 28, 2020
An out of state college student, who typically hooks up with a bunch of females rating from 1-10, with no preference. Also typically jokes about STDs,specifically chlamydia, but no one knows if he is being serious or not.
by Partyswartzardi October 25, 2017
An alternative school in Swartz creek Michigan where every single person there vapes all day long in school and teachers don’t make you do anything.
by Mr Nolen November 20, 2019