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Swanton Bomb

When you launch pad, bounce or rift onto someone and shot gun them. TFUE classic
"Finna swanton bomb this default lookin ass"
by tombrowwn July 29, 2018
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Swanson's Angry Man Dinners

The seldom seen frozen dinner similar to Swanson's "Hungry Man" dinners for men who are not only hungry, but have anger management difficulties, as well.

It was introduced in an episode of The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy" It was a sponsor of a case study involving Flanders and his anger as a child.
Swanson's Angry Man Dinners: Now with boneless Southern Fried Chicken!
by XdElIrIuM June 14, 2004
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Ron Swanson

An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.
You wanna know what an alpha is? Look over there, its Ron Swanson.
by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp February 24, 2020
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Swanson

A delectible treat made from a succulent turkey leg wrapped in bacon.
"Is that bacon on your turkey leg?"..."Yeah, they call it a Swanson."
by Tammy Swanson May 21, 2010
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Jesse Swanson

A super sexy young man who is loved by everyone.
by NippleTassles5000 January 17, 2012
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swanson logic

Any crazy idea with little to no common sense or logic to any normal logical human being.
Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.
by deer huntin March 17, 2016
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Craig Swanson

The definition of virgin.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.
by Seamus Jewson April 20, 2022
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