Swanson Conversion

The third stage in the Aerobic Respiration.

Guy #1: Bro we learned about the Swanson conversion in biology today, it's great.
Guy #2: ...

by Jvshangold January 9, 2017

Joe Swanson Syndrome

Occurs when someone goes further than skipping leg day, but completely neglects them. The result is an individual who has scrawny legs and a masculine upper body.

Athlete 1: Man dude, I just benched 405!
Athlete 2: What's your squat?
Athlete 1: Squat? 135.
Bystander 1: Man, that guy has some serious Joe Swanson Syndrome.

by SwegWrestlur May 31, 2016

Swance

Someone that is sexually aroused by Swans.

A compound word of "Swan" and "Nonce".

"That guy Martin can only get a hard-on when he thinks of Swans. He's a Swance."

by Bertie Moo January 10, 2022

Swensed

The ultimate final form of any given substance. Discovered by Dr Paula Deen many moons ago.

Next add 30 cups of swensed milk in with your dry ingredients.

by Catfish Billy Crystal February 27, 2021

Joe Swanson

He is a handicapped and a comedic character in a show called Family Guy. His legs don’t work though

Joe Swanson is hella fucking funny

by Tedjackson9087 February 10, 2018

Stansexual

being attracted to eminem and his fans(stans)

Dude(lil Wayne fan): hey we should go out sometime

Girl(Stan): I can't I'm Stansexual

by Eminem Addict January 25, 2014

stansexual

When you're only attracted to Eminem or fellow stans.

These people are true dedicated fans/stans

Bob: What sexuality are you?
Kim: Oh I'm stansexual

by jjbreeze1234 December 7, 2013