swan song

the last act or manifestation of someone or something; farewell appearance.

It was the team's swan song to end their season by winning the championship.

by tbible November 29, 2003

D-Swan Snorkel

A male puts his nose in another males ass to where the point he can not breathe and he starts to use the other males dick as a breathing apparatus.

Derek: Did you hear about Justin at the party.

Jordan: No, What happended?

Derek: They walked in on him doing the D-Swan Snorkel to this other dude.

Jordan: No Way! Nasty!

by Tim Meyer 09 November 21, 2010

bella swan situation

When someone is put in the situation of choosing between two things, when both are tempting in their own ways.

Referring to the character, Bella Swan and her situation in the twilight series where she has to pick between Edward and Jacob.

Mom: Do you want chocolate or vanilla?
Kid: man, Im stuck in a bella swan situation.

by ewwwitsyou June 17, 2010

Swan Songs

Easily the best album of 2008 by the 6 member band called Hollywood Undead; often known for wearing masks and rapping about MySpace, alchohol and the scene style.

Person 1: Hey, did you get Pretty. Odd. this year?!
Person 2: Pfft. No. Pretty. Odd. was terrible. Swan Songs was the best of ohh-eight.

by Ohhh;; it's Jamie. <3 February 27, 2009

Ugly Swan Syndrome

It's like Ugly Duckling Syndrome but you start out pretty and when you grow up, you turn ugly.

Wow, she is flawed AND mean. She must have a case of Ugly Swan Syndrome.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 5, 2017

Swan Song

The act of break up sex accompanied by a snappy finishing line of dialogue. Typically elevated by angry music, lots of mirrors and recording the act to relive the sweaty angry event at a later date.

Forest: ...And then I ended our relationship with an epic Swan Song, Finishing I yelled “KACAW!”
Ian: Why are we friends?

by Eject Rejects! March 15, 2020

swan slapping

The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.

While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?

by Jimmyswanson October 13, 2019