Suzi Parker

verb: In journalism, to post parody as factual news.

""You thought BenSmithing was bad? Suzi Parker basically reported an Onion article as real!"

by cat5stevens February 12, 2013

Suzi drunk

A level of drunkness achieved only by the skilled and the few. Suzi drunkness is defined by the ability to successfully move an entire group whilst maintaining an air of calm and tranquility.

I was totally Suzi drunk last night.

She was so Suzi drunk, she looked effortless.

by Tinkerbell1902 December 4, 2018

Suzi

A crackhead that spends 12 plus hours on tiktok everyday.

Suzi, you’re a crackhead.

by elolzzz September 17, 2019

Suzi

A great friend who will always look out for those around her. she is super cute with her boyfriend, AD and always has her friends backs. She is super protective of her friends family and beliefs. If you cross her you will hear about it. she is kind and aware of those around her. she helps people who are cruel. she is beautiful and deserves a less weird bf. she will bitch slap u if needed xo

Suzi is the best

by Bunnings_snags69 August 4, 2019

Suzi Q

Japanese motorcycles, particularly Suzuki's.

Did you see that rice burner blow past us on that Suzi Q.

by CMac211 June 1, 2006

Dirty suzi

A Dirty Suzi is usually a married women with 3+ children, her husband won't touch her and the now hates peanut butter.

But to define: A Dirty Suzi means that she will take any man inside her. Usually after just meeting him. All it takes is a hello to this attention deprived woman and you got yourself some easy but low quality trim.

Guy: Went out this weekend...passed a Dirty Suzi a napkin and she let me hit it in the back ally.

by Kingg616 May 17, 2019

A Suzi Partner

A straight female sex partner who prefers (or is more skilled in) foreplay and heavy petting to penetrative sex.

“She is a Suzi Partner, you will never get to fourth base with her”

by likeitis87 July 17, 2010