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Suspended Congress

The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.
Damn dude, suspended congress got her screamin my name!
by Leah1234 September 24, 2011
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Permanently Suspended

East coast gay slang for a gay taker slut - supposedly suggesting that the person never spends any time other than hanging off a penis.
"Hey, is Jim coming to karaoke tonight?"
"Naw, man, ever since he moved in with Alan and his roommates he's permanently suspended."
by BaileyGay July 19, 2018
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Sussan

Sussan is a great person, but doesn't always know it. Sussan are caring and intelligent, but never see the beauty in themselves. She knows it's there, but sometimes needs a little encouragement to see it. They are often ambitious, and sometimes get themselves in a little over their heads. If she does, help her out! once you have proven yourself trustworthy, Sussan will be your most loyal friend. But watch out! cross her and you'll have hell to pay.

Her guy friends are all love her like a little sister, and they're like big brothers to her, but there's one in the crowd who's more special than the rest. If you are that person, you are one lucky guy. Sussan will devote everything to you. At first she can seem overwhelming, but don't be put off! She just has strange ways of showing her affection. Once you've got her though, hold on tight.

Be on your toes though! Sussan is strong and independent, which can sometimes make her more vulnerable than the rest. She always brings something new to the day, and if there's a smile on her face, don't be the one who wipes it away.

Sussan will love you like a girlfriend, talk to you like a trusted advisor, and protect you like a sibling. Do the same for her!

The remainder of the time, she is found cursing like a sailor, drinking most men under the table, being able to kill a man 1,000 different ways with craft supplies, and other badassery.

P.S. Call her Susie or Sue and she will kill you!
That Susan is so classy and a badass! How is that possible?

Girl: Did you see Sussan today? She looks beautiful!

Boy: I love Sussan!

Boy: I wish I had Sussan!
by Dolphinlovere69 February 26, 2017
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Komm Susser Tod

Germen.

Roughly Translated "Come, Sweet death."

Song played in the End of Evangelion Movie.
by New September 24, 2003
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Suspensoid

A portion of semen evenly dispersed on a surface or medium
Suspensoids are pharmaceutical grade agents that are commonly abused by individuals who seek gang-rape
by Sexologist April 20, 2019
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A Sussex

Doing ‘A Sussex’ is being caught complaining about something that you have absolutely no right to complain about, especially continuing to complain at the most inappropriate moments. Like complaining that your luxury elite life is hard whilst on the outskirts of an impoverished African Village.

“It’s not enough to survive, you have to thrive” And ‘Not many people have asked if I’m ok’ Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle whilst on tour of African village.
Friend A: I’ve just told Megs I’ve been diagnosed with cancer and my hairs falling out. She said she could relate because she had this really stubborn corn on her foot and it prevented her from wearing her new shoes.

Friend B: Seriously, WTF, comparing your diagnosis with her f**king corn, what a Sussex.
by GigiPretty August 31, 2020
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susgender

When the impostor who is not trans is susgender! 😳
by Mr. Twinkieface March 31, 2021
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