surging sanders

The event where Bernie Sanders beats the crap out of Hillary Clinton in the polls.

We have a surging Sanders in Iowa and New Hampshire.

by Melkor505 April 24, 2016

surging sanders

A term for ejaculating for no real reason, it comes from a candidate from the 2016 US Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, going neck and neck with another candidate, Hillary Clinton.

Guy: I'm really excited we're gonna have sex again tonight!
Girl: I hope you don't pull a Surging Sanders again...

by El StipeL April 24, 2016

surging sanders

It's when you cum out of nowhere.

Girl: So I'm blowing my guy, and all the sudden I get a Surging Sanders in my eye.

by Soshulizt May 7, 2016

surging sanders

Its when you come out of nowhere.

Ahh yes, a surging sanders... something tells me you don't want to search that on urban dictionary.

by froghero520 May 3, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Everything was going great with Hillary until my surging sanders ruined her night.

by dbcitizen September 3, 2016

surging sanders

when you cum out of no where

Man Bernie gave me a surging sanders when he got elected President

by Herb Andick Shunary October 6, 2016

surging sanders

n. a surprising, unexpected ejaculation or orgasm, one that "came out of nowhere"

(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)

The night we and Bernie finally won the presidency (along with a majority in the House of Representatives stacked with Justice Democrats, Independents, even a couple Green and Libertarian allies, and super-majority of the same in the Senate), I was so excited that I accidentally had a Surging Sanders while celebrating this massive, anti-establishment, once-in-a-generation political victory with a rapturous and frenetic love-making session with my sweetie.

by Elijah Badasswordsmith March 4, 2020