ben simmons

shoots bricks

ben Simmons cant shoot

by LIL Kash September 16, 2020

simmons-it-in

The act of parking your car in such a manner that a quick exit is possible. Even if it requires multiple maneuvers to achieve it.

"Hey, why you simmonsing your car now, we're just getting coffee?"

"Shut up and get out of the car and let me simmons-it-in!"

"Good shit, yo."

by Anthony6869 June 11, 2008

summon a bus

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

by oracle March 7, 2005

Summoning the monkey

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.

Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.

by Artagan000 May 3, 2021

Summoning Salt

The best speedrunning Youtuber out there. A Youtuber that is both famous and unknown.

"Have you ever heard of Summoning Salt?"

by anonymous November 10, 2020

Michael Simmons

A very handsome, outgoing guy. Always hyper and will act like a child but will be an adult when necessary. Asks a lot of questions, some about stupid things but sometimes funny. All around guy who every girl wants to be with.

(oerson)- I'm hungry.

(Michael Simmons)- Nice to meet you I'm Michael Simmons.

by Peacock 123456789 December 31, 2011

Simmons

The last name of movers, shakers, go-getters, and takers. They guayule and they hustle hella hard. This last name brings great fortune and is a blessing to have.

"Who is that? She's gorgeous must be a Simmons..."

by hustlersss October 13, 2013