Skank-a-saurus

someone who uses her own friends to gain popularity for herself by putting them down constantly, and whose ego is so large she hardly has room for the fish smell that dissipates from beneath her skirt.

That girl over there is known as a "Skank-a-saurus"

by Mc Lover Muffin August 25, 2007

Sceptic skank

A skank who is beginning to wonder if men are just using her for sex.

Sceptic skank's thought bubble:
'I don't think Brad takes me seriously. He invited me to the ice hockey team party, but when I got on my back and let the all the guys bang my bitchmeat he just laughed!'

by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

Septic skank

A skank with the pox or other sexually transmitted diseases.

That poxy-cunted septic skank gave me (and rest of the football team) the clap!

by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

Skandered

When you remix a track but people can't notice the difference with the original track.

He Skandered this track.

by Yacinedessouki July 30, 2018

job-skank

A person who is involved in job-skanking. This involves working in a series of different jobs, one after another, in a short space of time, or pursuing multiple job offers, again, usually all at the same time. This is usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of Mcjobs. Common among those desperately seeking enough cash to eat until the Blessed Day of finding Job Nirvana- a real job that pays enough to live off and that doesn't induce homicidal tendencies- is finally arrived at.

Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job-skank. Please Job God, bring me to Job Nirvana!

by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010

Skankadelic

A crazy schizophrenic female who paints her face with bright colors, uses her lipstick to super enlarge her lips, puts green glitter eye shadow on one eye and blue glitter on the other, has one false eyelash falling off, the other is in her pocket, sports a sequined top small enough to fit a toddler, tears her fishnet hose, stumbles around on fuck me pumps three sizes too small, twirls around in catholic school girl skirt so short you can see her pussy and the whole back of her butt, clenches a cigarette between her rotting front teeth while attempting to straighten the falling ratty hot pink wig she put on backwards. She usually carries some sort of meth pipe, and wine in can, steals cigarette butts from your ashtray, smells like dirty panties, old sweat and stale perfume. She falls down a lot and falls suddenly asleep alot.

Are you really leaving with that skankadelic?

by Dragonlady58 December 4, 2020

Skånetrashfiken

A Portmanteau word of "Skånetrafiken" and "Trash". Referring to the public transport operator Skånetrafiken located in Skåne, Sweden. Used Specifically in situations where the drivers completely change routes, leave too early of skip stops where people are waiting.

"I cannot make it to today's lecture since Skånetrashfiken cancelled their trains between Malmö and Lund Again."

by EyBro April 24, 2022