Shaftonomics

(Noun or Adj.) The negative side of economics;

(Verb.) Being on the receiving end of a bad financial decision or situation.

Man...the oil business is some shaftonomics bullshit.

Did you hear? Joe's wife got the house in their divorce! The judge gave him a lesson in shaftonomics.

Reagon is to tricklenomics as Bush is to shaftonomics.

by [502] SgtBakeNutz June 13, 2008

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sharton me

The proper way to excuse oneself after sharting.

"Sharton me, but I must go home and clean up"

by Swade33 December 16, 2013

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Shartonnay

A derivative of the term "shart", which is the combination of a fart and diarrhea that occurs simultaneously. To make Shartonnay, you must shart into someone's drink, preferably Chardonnay, thus creating "Shartonnay".

My friend was drinking a glass of Chardonnay and when he went to the bathroom, I sharted in his drink. When he returned, it was Shartonnay.

by shartmaster1 July 27, 2013

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Sugartongue

The irritation felt on your tongue after eating too much sugary/sour candy.

I just finished my third bag of Sour Patch Kids and I have a really bad case of sugartongue.

by Dexi December 2, 2011

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shartoloading

Shartoloading is the practice of consuming vast quantities of laxatives to aid sharting. It is commonly practised among professional shartists and competitors in martial sharts events.

"I have to shartoload for tomorrows martial sharts competition"

"Wow, that was a good shart!! Have you been shartoloading?"

by turdmeister July 14, 2009

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