(as) jober as a sudge

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

by Light Joker October 19, 2004

Smudgeon

Short person that paints

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon

by Suzins May 27, 2018

brain sludge

Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.

I took a test today at school and I had a really bad case of brain sludge.

by PWS27 May 3, 2017

Sude

Turkish name. Definition pure and white and clean. Very funny person to be around. These girls can be very pretty and weird in a great way. Everyone wants to be around this person. Can be left out sometimes but does fine and never gives up. Very adveterous and brave.

Friend: you are such good person to have in my life.
Sude: aww thanks.🙂

by A_mother_who_loves_samuel April 21, 2018

sadge

Sad but also depressed at the moment

I've been on a losing streak all day, sadge :(

by LatinClout September 23, 2020

Sludge Cannon

A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.

Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.

"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016

Sludge monster

A self-descriptive term for a perception of self while in the middle of a depressive episode or burnout, meaning to be highly inactive and allow one’s self/surroundings fall apart. Particularly associated with neglecting grooming habits like showering, shaving, and cutting nails.

“I’ve been so burnt out this week I haven’t even had the energy to shower in three days; I feel like such a sludge monster.”

by ragonkmasterp1 April 27, 2023