Sudden Nut Death Syndrome

A situationally induced condition wherein your nuts precipitously detach, fall away from your body, and roll away from you.

It all happened so quickly when he chose to not speak up; we all witnessed the cruelty of Sudden Nut Death Syndrome as his balls just fell off, rolling down and out of his pant leg, into the street.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

Sudden Chat Death Syndrome

A long awkward pause in online chat rooms after someone has done or said something that leaves everyone at a lose for words. It can be also caused by a lack of things to talk about.It can be cured by someone coming in and saying Hi.

Chatter1:My father touched in bad ways when I was little.

20 minute pause

Chatter6:Hi!!

Chatter3:Oh thank god I thought it would go on forever.

Chatter6:What?

Chatter3:Sudden Chat Death Syndrome

Chatter6:Oh

by T-ReeyZ July 15, 2010

Sudden Russian Death Syndrome

A darkly tongue-in-cheek “syndrome” that has been coined to capture the ugly fact that dissenting Russians are repeatedly being murdered via poisonings, mysteriously falling from towering balconies or just run-of-the-mill unexplained disappearances, at the behest of the Kremlin.

Putie the Warmonger has always flaunted his unrestricted power by publicly eliminating uppity Russians and blaming it on Sudden Russian Death Syndrome since it effectively scares the shit out of others who may be contemplating disobedience themselves.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2023

Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.)

When a person dies quickly and unexpectedly.

Jerry: 'What did he die of?'

Mike: 'Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.). His parachute didn't open and he died on contact.'

Jerry: 'Shitty.'

by jonnywords October 27, 2011

sudden "I doubt" death syndrom

A parody of "sudden adult death syndrome" that suggests there is no such thing as SADS, but that in fact adults are dropping dead as a result of being vaxxed.

A: Did you hear that John died of sudden adult death syndrome?
B: More like he died of sudden "I doubt" death syndrome.

by The Gideon Lion June 23, 2022

Sudden opposition death syndrome

When the government suddenly kills you for opposing them

Navalny died due to SODS(sudden opposition death syndrome)

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 24, 2024

sudden death illness

A mild illness that comes very soon after another mild illness. For example, when you have a flu and about a week before you had strep throat. The reason it's called sudden death is because it's the second round of your illness problems, as it were, and also it makes a morbid pun.

She had a sudden death illness that day, and she was sort of bummed, because that day she'd missed a big potluck at the community center.

by A. Square May 19, 2014