Sucks hairy balls 

When something majorly sucks.

God, I have three midterms and two papers due next week, and I haven't even started yet. This sucks hairy balls.

Sucks hairy balls by doughboy5555555555 May 12, 2009

sucks donkey balls 

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

sucks donkey balls by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013

Sucks Monkeys Balls 

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

Sucks Monkeys Balls by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

Sucks Rat Balls 

Means something sucks massively.

Man, studying for Finals sucks rat balls!

Sucks Rat Balls by Morden June 18, 2008

Sucks fucking balls 

something you would say that fucking sucks balls. when something sucks balls, that sucks. but when something sucks fucking balls, it sucks fucking balls. and you dont know until something sucks fucking balls until you've experienced something that sucks fucking balls.

colton: blue screen of death es no bueno
jesse: no. blue screen of death SUCKS FUCKING BALLS.

Sucks fucking balls by jess4less May 2, 2010

sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls 

used to refer to how much Gigli actually sucked

At the screening of GIGLI , Jean says " Damn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls "

sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls by nimphoboy May 17, 2006

you suck balls

Basically, you suck a ton

Dude, you suck balls at playing this game! You can't get to level 14!

you suck balls by sirswagger21 January 8, 2018