Sulkgasm

When somebody does not have the ability or experience to respond to being insulted, poked fun at or just general banter. They sink into a sulkgasm and refuse to talk to anyone.
Symptoms include :
not talking
angry eyes
chain cigerette smoking

More serious symptoms can lead to suicide, mass rape/murder and beating of female children.

ian who has elbow problems played in a pool competition, next morning was questioned by the PTI for lying, he sank into a total sulkgasm.

by fucktron November 5, 2011

Sockgasm

Feeling of feels when putting on a brand new pair of fuzzy socks

Holy fuck thanks for the new socks, major sockgasm

by Epiknerd April 6, 2015

Sockgasm

When you get so excited shopping for socks you have a orgasm...

OMG, I was on the internet shopping and found all these cute socks. I instantly sockgasmed

by SlaveDeb May 21, 2017