suckassiest

To suck the most ass.

Stefan's paper towel is the suckassiest of all paper towels.

by suckassiest June 26, 2008

suckass sucker

the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.

me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.

me: man, you are a suckass sucker.

friend: i know...kill me now.

by tonedog five January 18, 2005

Suckasus

A word that long predates all modern slang. Actually can be used to describe a person or a thing/situation. Can be used to say something is good or bad (Think of how the word "bad" was used in the 90s to say something is cool) but the word also holds a negative meaning too.
Also can be used as a way to announce elite status

1. "CRAP! I lost..."
"You wanna know why? Because I'm playing mind games suckasus!

2. *Enters room*

"SUCKASUS!!!!"
"What the freak was that?"
"I just had to let you all know who the real suckasus here is."

3. Come fight me.... METAKNIGHT! SUCKASUS!!!!!!

*Noclips into nth dimension*

by Charles E. Banyard March 22, 2022

Suckasstrophe

A situation or event, however, not a catastrophe, that you find yourself in that really sucks.

I was supposed to have a telephone interview today for an awesome job. My phone never rang and a voicemail appeared 5 hours later, what a suckasstrophe!

by Nauticalnun August 31, 2011

suckamove

A term referring to a sucker. Founded by Jarred Waldron and adopted by Nicholas Waldron, a notorious suckamove himself.

You looked “suckamove” up on Urban Dictionary?! Such a suckamove.

by suckamovie February 27, 2021

suckasstic

A word I invented because I didn't hear it right when someone said "sarcastic". Then I thought, wow, suckasstic... thats a great word. It can mean it really sucks ass, in a fantastic kind of way. Suckasstic.

That movie was totally suckasstic.

by Unique Name August 6, 2005

Suckamakeout

An extremely long verb, (pronounced "suck-a-make-out") it simply means that you suck at making out, usually used when describing people in Jr. High that don't know anything about kissing.

MEREDITH: Did you hear about PEYTON and CONOR?
FRANCES: Yeah, i heard they kissed last night.
MEREDITH: They probably just pulled a suckamakeout.

by Cm Bear February 5, 2008