by Qty1974 July 7, 2009
Get the Suburbatory mug.Suburbia is a melting pot of teenage subcultures whose differences vary from little to big, but all share two basic things: rebellion and drugs. No matter how different one subculture might be from another, they can always be brought together by these two things.
For adults in suburbia, it is where they all try to act like they're perfect, but are all secretly sleeping with each other's spouses. They are also known to use their kids to compete with each other. Such as, whoever's kid plays the most sport and gets the better grades is the best kid. Sounds like nothing, but this is very revered by parents in suburbia.
For adults in suburbia, it is where they all try to act like they're perfect, but are all secretly sleeping with each other's spouses. They are also known to use their kids to compete with each other. Such as, whoever's kid plays the most sport and gets the better grades is the best kid. Sounds like nothing, but this is very revered by parents in suburbia.
Suburbian #1: Dude, I hate suburbia. It's full of all these idiot fuckwads who just do drugs and waste their lives away.
Suburbian #2: Yeah, definitely...wanna go drop some acid, then vandalize some shit?
Suburbian #1: Definitely dude.
Suburbian #2: Yeah, definitely...wanna go drop some acid, then vandalize some shit?
Suburbian #1: Definitely dude.
by Pseudonymerific April 14, 2010
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a place that is mostly white, on the out skirts of a big or medium city. what ever blacks are extremely white washed. most families seem perfect, with nice cars, yards, and houses, but are just in denial. they hav just as many problems as the rest of us, but are psychotic about keeping up appearances. people who are even remotly different in appearance or nature stick out like sore thumbs.
"thank bob i dont live in white wash suburbia"
artgeek-when ever i visit family in the suburbs, the neighbors always stare at me! its like theyve never seen a girl with purple hair before!
artgeek-when ever i visit family in the suburbs, the neighbors always stare at me! its like theyve never seen a girl with purple hair before!
by Fizzi December 17, 2008
Get the suburbia mug.the future slums of america where all the teenagers will either grow stupid and procreate more idiots or they will turn to violence and vandalism after years of boredom.
by narcaleptic buble January 5, 2004
Get the suburbia mug.The greatest mis-allocation of resources ever seen in the entire human history on planet earth.
Also known as: drive in utopia, land of mandatory motoring, national automobile slum, United Parking Lot of America (UPL), or better yet, hell on earth.
Also known as: drive in utopia, land of mandatory motoring, national automobile slum, United Parking Lot of America (UPL), or better yet, hell on earth.
Honey, the amount of minorities infiltrating our city has become unbearable. Let's move to suburbia where we can life a live of mindless middle-class American conformity and robotic consumerism. We'll have adorable little children that will contribute to speeding up the destruction of planet earth.
by demonik April 2, 2008
Get the suburbia mug.An individual or individuals hailing from the roots of Suburbs who attempt to rebel their cookie cutter blood flow and remain a misfit, scene or any edgy dark teenager. Usually going in their circulation of scene to goth to punk, trying to develop street smarts, accents and sense within their all american habitat. Though at the end of the day, Suburbiacs tend to obey the standards of parents such as attending baby showers, do such gestures for attention and depend on Blood on the Dance Floor as their mentors and influences.
As Emma and I were walking down Colfax, we spot a handful of Suburbiacs gawking at a cupcake shop in their Betsy Johnson stockings.
by Sesamehood January 13, 2013
Get the Suburbiac mug.Billie Joe Armstrong: I’m the son of rage band love. The Jesus of Suburbia. The bible of none of the above on a steady diet of Soda Pop and Ritalin. No one ever died for my sins in hell as far as I can tell. At least the ones that I got away with.
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