StumbleJerk

When you jerk it to the first thing stumbleupon presents.

Yesterday, when my boss went out to lunch, I snuck into his office for a good ol' Stumblejerk. Fortunately Petsmart came up, and I was off to the races.

by OlJoe November 20, 2009

bumble-stumbling

verb: (to be) to skip school without a valid reason and to be doing something else other than what you are supposed to be doing in school. This is also called truating in Great Britain

father: Peter, I have rotten eggs for you. Your school principal, Principal Skinner, just called and said you were bumble-stumbling at Cavendish Mall.

Peter: What the hell is it Principal Skinner's vegetable soup where i am during school hours, as long I get my homework done on time. And how in the devil's name did he find out anyways that I was at Cavendish Mall.

father: Roflmao. Walls have eyes and ears. Nah, Lol. he told me he used his spy-glass from his days in the US Navy; besides Cavendish Mall is right across the street from your high school, no?

by Sexydimma December 18, 2012

stumbling distance

A distance that can be traveled on foot when drunk. Often stumbling occurs which slows down the process.

Guy 1: Want to go to the pub?

Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.

by AtlasRider July 24, 2009

Stumbleana

Person who overqualifies being an ass clown. One who wanders aimlessly and talks about the dumbest stuff. Person who wastes your time, consumes your air and is generally dipshit by nature. They are the culmination of dipshit, ass clown, and every other known form of idiot compiled into one person.

Here comes that f-ing stumbleana with his clipboard again. What's he blabbing about now?

by joebob1115 September 30, 2005

stumbling

falling all over the place, usually when drunk.

Cassi was stumbling all over the place, spilling her beer.

by cati May 21, 2004

stumblenut

When you nut so hard that you stumble and almost fall over. Causing someone to stumblenut can be a point of pride.

Dave: Lauren sucked me off so good last night that I almost fell over!
Robert: Damn, she made you stumblenut? That's lit, I haven't had a succ that good since my ex left me!

by Owens4lyfegod420 April 19, 2019

multi stumbling

The process of using tabs in firefox and/or internet explorer combined with the program stumbleupon. Thus allowing a user to open more then one "stumble" at a time. Synonymous with the often used joke on the program's addicting potential.

Man I was up til five last night multi stumbling, I had like 100 stumbles in two hours.

by Dirman5890 June 27, 2008