scrumpfle

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up

Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?

by june t May 24, 2010

scrumpfle

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.

Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.

by june t March 20, 2010

Trumpet Strumpet

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

flourish of strumpets

A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.

Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 16, 2006

scrumptious

adj. - used to describe a something that is good enough to eat or indulge in.

Oh my look at the dude, he is scrumptious!

My mama's pound cake is scrumptious!

by Babygurl May 5, 2005

Strumpet

Another term for whore, first used by Shakespeare to describe loose women.

"Thou art a strumpet!"

by HeeBeeGeeBee May 1, 2005

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by ghostngoose February 3, 2022