stroodlism

an almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles

Manny: Are you religious?

Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism

Manny: Oh me too! #stroodlehourlife

by Mother's Disciple September 12, 2020

Straddling

To stand or sit with a leg on each side of a person.

"Her dad walked into the living room as she was practically straddling me, I thought I was going to be murdered!"

by Mike Watling (New College) March 13, 2009

Strolling

(v). a fraternity or sorority, most likely an NPHC organization, forms a line and performs choreographed moves, normally to music.

Word to the wise: You never, ever, EVER interrupt this line...they will kill you.

Girl #1: Girl, what they doing at the Student Union??
Girl #2: Girl, the AKAs & the Alphas strolling!!!

by thebaddestbitch2020 August 23, 2017

spoodling

The combined act of cuddling and spooning

Spoodling is when people spoon and cuddle at the same time

by cucchiaino February 3, 2010

Stooling

The act of thinking while taking a dump.

I have some of my best ideas while stooling..

by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

straddling the dredgepipe

When a woman mounts a massively THICK large cock or dildo and has her legs spread as far as she can, her pussy spread to its maximum width. Such an act is usually accompanied by seriously loud undulating moans from either pain or pleasure or both.

Tim: Christ, look at the size of that thing! How the hell can she take it all?

Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.

by threeinchfrog August 3, 2010

hoe strolling

when a hoe is looking for work.

that tramp is hoe strolling!

by kmoneyy April 12, 2008