Zombie Stroking

-When a person has been up for at least three days masturbating while using Crystal Meth.

Yea last night was fun but I went home and been Zombie Stroking all night.

by EARTH/RABBIT March 19, 2011

stroking the puppy

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.

Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?

by mcspiff January 27, 2011

stroking the roadkill

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

heat stroking

A masturbatory technique in which the subject masturbates with their left hand while placing their right hand under warm water. Then directly before orgasm you switch hands for a grand finale.

Heat stroking is kind of hottt sexxx.

by Reid C May 4, 2008

Stroking Johnson

Male masturbation.

Ignorant Donkey was sitting home stroking Johnson, while I was in the Dominican Republic getting laid.

by BobbyWaves August 21, 2016

Broad Stroking

To make a generalization about something.

Mary: So how did your date with Tom go?
Cindy: Terrible! All guys named Tom are crazy!
Mary: Oh Cindy, there you go broad stroking again.

by PH Hammer March 31, 2011

Stroking the Salami

When guys masterbate.

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.

by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 9, 2003